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This Officer will
Retire
on His
Fortieth Birthday
a Poor General

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In most third world countries, of every ten members of a military junta, five become Generals before they reach thirty, four get executed or go missing; and ONE becomes a billionaire before his fortieth birthday. By the civilised world standard, this ratio is unacceptable.

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FRONT is working undercover, inside military establishments in the third world to improve the odds. We are encouraging more military officers to think less of becoming poor Generals and aim for the option, which offers money and power. The more officers and other ranks that can become billionaires before they are forty, the better for the world economy. And the better for the lot of the poor of the third world.

Imagine nine out of ten military officers in a third world country becoming billionaires! That means many more billion dollars will be deposited in Bank accounts in the West to be invested wisely in viable and profitable ventures. This will immediately afford Western consumers an improved standard of living, enabling them to give their leftovers generously to the third world.

PLEASE SUPPORT OUR EFFORT
TO SUPPORT A THIRD WORLD SOLDIER
TO SUPPORT YOUR LIVING STANDARD.

Most importantly, you will be relieved you have been able to do something to help the poorest areas of the world.
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Note that 97% of your money will be spent wisely on administration and to support the lifestyle of FoolsCap Media publishers.

The remaining 3% will be passed on to us, at the International Monetary Front. Out of that, 1 % will be distributed among deserving charities, such as Actionaid, Oxfam, Christian Aid, currently aiding the poorest countries.

 
 


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