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THE
SYCHOPHANT NOISELETTER
The sychophant
is a forthnightly confidential newsletter available only by subscription.
In the Sychopant, we break confidential gossip (not rumour) as
they make the rounds in the corridors of power, in very witty,
short paragraphs.
These are confidential social and political incidents involving
public figures and institutions.
All stories are well researched and contributed by well-tested
journalists, professionals and reliable government officials.
They carry no bylines; (at least officials won't know who to bribe
against the next story!)
Thus, the noiseletter can be trusted for very objective, unsentimental
reportage. It will make no sacred cow (Nigeria's President
Obasanjo's favourite phrase, eh?) of any individual, organisation
or political party. (Of course, if there's any need to put a varnish
on any story, it would appear in our GM section. And remember
not to retell it as your own story!)
The complete noiseletter offering and selected pages of Foolscap
magazine, will be exclusive to our subscribers.
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