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Switzerland thanks Obasanjo on loot recovery

SWISS Authorities on Friday thanked President Olusegun Obasanjo for giving Swiss Banks sufficient time to work their way round the legality of handing over looted funds to Nigeria.

Addressing newsmen in Abuja after a secret meeting with President Obasanjo, Swiss vice president, Ruthless Melzter said although Nigeria, a respected regional super power could have dealt with Switzerland with ruthless precision as America did to them shortly after September 11, instead it chose the softly, softly approach.

She said Nigeria’s humane approach, also known as dithering, occuring at the most crucial moment afforded Swiss banks sufficient time to cover their tracks.

The Nigerian government was good to us,” she said. “They left everything to us. We were ‘the judge and the jury’. They even appointed one of our own, Enrich Mancini as their lawyer. We had plenty of time to plug loopholes, which is why three years later, not a penny has been returned.”



 
 
   

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